搞笑励志的英语句子

1、只要锄头舞的好，那有墙角挖不倒？

As long as the hoe dance well, then there is no corner dug down?

2、女为悦己者容男为悦己者穷！

Female for Yue oneself person let male for Yue oneself person poor!

3、我很懒。懒到连心里的那个人都懒得换。

I'm lazy. The man in the lazy heart are too lazy to change.

4、但两个人相遇，接下来的不是故事就是事故。

But two people met, the next is not the story of the accident.

5、生，容易。活，容易。生活不容易。

Health, easy. Live, easy. Life is not easy.

6、博识家的话多浅，专门家的话多悖。

Knowledgeable home if more shallow, expert talk against.

7、别人都在假装正经，那我就只有假装不正经啦。

Others are Ptending to be serious, then I only Ptend not to be serious.

8、人越是得意的事情，越爱隐藏，越是痛苦的事情越爱小题大作。

Were more proud of things, more love hidden, the more painful the more love making a fuss.

9、既然目标是地平线留给世界的就只能是背影。

Since the goal is the horizon left the world can only be back.

10、成功的母亲是失败，成功的父亲是汗水。

Successful mother is a failure, the success of the father is sweat.

11、你曾经有没有把某人的说说全部看完却从不评论。

Have you ever read someone's talk all but never comment.

12、别人的钱财乃我的身外之物！

Money is not everything!

13、一山不能容二虎，除非一公和一母。

A mountain can not be accepted, unless a public and a mother.

14、不要自卑，你不比别人笨。不要自满，别人不比你笨。

Do not feel inferior, you are not stupid than others. Don't be complacent, others are not stupid.

15、超越自己，向自己挑战，向弱项挑战，向懒惰挑战，向陋习挑战。

Beyond ourselves, to challenge their own weaknesses, to challenge, challenge to the lazy, bad habits to challenge.

16、其实喜欢一个女生就多买东西给她吃。吃胖了，没人追了，就是你的了。

In fact, like a girl to buy things for her to eat. Eat fat, no one chasing, is your.

17、不要和我比懒，我懒得和你比。

Don't be lazy than me, I'm too lazy to be with you.

18、有所得是低级快乐，无所求是高级快乐。

A low income is a happy, no senior happy.

19、世界上最成功的人往往不是最有才华的人。

The most successful people in the world are not the most talented people.

20、一个人并不孤单，想一个人时才孤单。

A person is not alone, like a person alone.

21、面对目标，信心百倍，人生能有几次搏？面对成绩，心胸豁达，条条大陆通罗马。

In the face of the goal, confidence, a hundred times, life can have several times? In the face of achievements, open-minded, all roads lead to Rome.

22、幸福的末班车不是没赶上，而是挤不上去。

Happiness of the last train is not to catch up, but can not squeeze up.

23、当你感到悲哀痛苦时，最好是去学些什么东西。学习会使你永远立于不败之地。

When you feel sad and painful, it is better to learn something. Learning will make you invincible.

24、高考试卷是一把刻度不均匀的尺子：对于你自己来说，难题的分值不一定高。

College entrance examination papers is a ruler of the scale is not uniform: for you, the problem is not necessarily high scores.

25、有些人曾经是朋友，告白了以后，连朋友都做不成。

Some people used to be friends, after the confession, even friends do not become.

26、走自己的路，让别人打车去吧。

Go your own way, let others take a taxi.

27、调节好兴奋期，学习一浪高一浪。

Adjust the exciting period, learning a wave of high waves.

28、更快、更高、更强。领先就是金牌。

Faster, higher, stronger. Lead is the gold medal.

29、男人最骄傲的人不是拥有过多少女人，而是他的女人，愿意为他拒绝多少男人。

The man who is most proud of the man is not the number of women, but his woman, how many men are willing to refuse him.

30、积一时之跬步，臻千里之遥程。

A product kuibu Zhen Cheng, thousands of miles away.

31、你认为自己是什么样的人，就将成为什么样的人。

What kind of person do you think you are, what kind of person you will be.

32、不要慨叹生活底痛苦！慨叹是弱者。

Don't lament the end of life pain! Lament is weak.

33、天生我材必有用、材必有用我升天！

There must be a useful material to be useful, I ascended to heaven!

34、你只适合想念，不适合见面。

You are only suitable for Miss, not suitable to meet.

35、不为后悔说如果不为失望说放弃不为痛心而流泪。

Never regret to say that if you don't say "give up" don't cry for sorrow.

36、如果你借太多的钱给一个人，你会令此人变成坏人。

If you borrow too much money to a person, you will make this person into a bad person.

37、给自己一个恰如其分的自信。

Give yourself a proper confidence.

38、能冲刷一切的除了眼泪，就是时间，以时间来推移感情，时间越长，冲突越淡，仿佛不断稀释的茶。

Apart from tears, only time could wear everything away. While feeling is being washed by time, conflicts would be diluted as time goes by, just like a cup of tea that is being continuously diluted.

39、不必每分钟都学习，但求学习中每分钟都有收获。

Not every minute of learning, but learning every minute to harvest.

40、其实单身挺好、和谁暧昧都不需要解释。

In fact, a very good single, and who do not need to explain the ambiguous.

41、智慧的代价是矛盾。这是人生对人生观开的玩笑。

The price of wisdom is contradiction. This is a joke about life.

42、路漫漫其修远兮，吾将上下而求人。

The road ahead will be long, but I will ask.

43、人都有以第一印象定好坏的习惯，认为一个人好时，就会爱屋及乌，认为一个人不好时，就会全盘否认。

People have to first imPssion is good or bad habits, that a person is good, you will love me, love my dog, that a person is bad, will completely denies.

44、在冷峻的雪山上很多朝圣者倒在半路上。

In the cold snow on the many pilgrims on the way down.

45、任何一个傻瓜都会引诱一个姑娘；但是知道怎样离开她只有成熟男人才能做到。

Any fool can seduce a girl; but knowing how to leave her is only a mature man.

46、不要等待机会，而要创造机会。

Don't wait for opportunities, but to create opportunities.

47、练习就是高考，高考就是练习。

Practice is the college entrance examination, the college entrance examination is practice.

48、淡薄功利，轻装前进；不计付出，坚韧不拔；不达目的，誓不罢休。

Weak utilitarian, move forward; without pay, not to complete, firm and indomitable.

49、赚钱之道很多，但是找不到赚钱的种子，便成不了事业家。

There is a lot of money to make money, but can not find the seeds of money, they can not become a career home.

50、别想一下造出大海，必须先由小河川开始。

Don't think about the great ocean starts from a small river.

51、没有平日的失败，就没有最终的成功。重要的是分析失败原因并吸取教训。

Without the usual failure, there is no final success. It is important to analyze the causes of failure and to draw lessons from it.

52、财富就像海水，饮得越多，渴得越厉害；名望实际上也是。

Wealth is like the sea, the more you drink, the more you get.

53、一恋爱就老婆老婆的。负责任的又有几个？！

A wife's wife. Responsible and a few?!

54、人之所以有一张嘴，而有两只耳朵，原因是听的要比说的多一倍。

The reason why people have a mouth, and have two ears, the reason is to listen to more than twice as much.

55、怨言是上天得至人类最大的供物，也是人类祷告中最真诚的部分。

Complaints are the greatest offerings that God obtains from human beings, as the most faithful prayers human beings may utter to God.

56、学习要加，骄傲要减，机会要乘，懒惰要除。

Learning to add, proud to be reduced, the opportunity to travel, in addition to lazy to.

57、谈一次恋爱，少一个朋友。

Talk about a love, a friend.

58、有没有人和我一样，对着电脑没事做，却又不想关掉它？

There is no one like me, in front of the computer to do nothing, but do not want to turn it off?

59、理想很丰满，现实却很骨感。

The ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.

60、我喝酒是想把痛苦溺死，但这该死的痛苦却学会了游泳。

I want to drink the pain is drowning, but this damn pain learned how to swim.

61、耐心和持久胜过激烈和狂热。

Patience and persistence is fierce and fanaticism.

62、让你笑到没心没肺的那个人，是最爱你的人。让你哭到撕心裂肺的那个人，是你最爱的人。

Make you laugh to heartless man, is most loves you the person. Make you cry to my person, is the person you love.

63、名列前茅是银，日新月异是金。

The top is silver, gold is change rapidly.

64、没有口水与汗水，就没有成功的泪水。

No slobber and sweat, no tears of success.

65、人生舞台的大幕随时都可能拉开，关键是你愿意表演，还是选择躲避。

Stage of life at any time can open the curtain, the key is that you are willing to perform, or choose to avoid.

66、积极思考造成积极人生，消极思考造成消极人生。

Positive thinking leads to positive life, negative thinking leads to negative life.

67、没有天生的信心，只有不断培养的信心。

Not born with confidence, only the continuous cultivation of confidence.

68、婚姻的杀手有时不是外遇，而是时间。

The killer of marriage is not an affair, it's time.

69、一个人越在意的地方，就是最令他自卑的地方。

The more places a person cares about is the place where he is most inferior.

70、即使爬到最高的山上，一次也只能脚踏实地地迈一步。

Even climb to the top of the mountain, one can only take a step down to earth.

71、三流的化妆是脸上的化妆；二流的化妆是精神的化妆；一流的化妆是生命的化妆。

Three flow make-up is on the face; the second-class makeup is the makeup of spirit; the first-class makeup is the makeup of life.

72、钱不是问题，问题是没钱！人不能在一棵树上吊死，要在附近几棵树上多死几次试试。

Money is not a problem, the problem is no money! People can not hang in a tree, to be near a few trees on the dead several more try.

73、你让我滚，我滚了。你让我回来，对不起，滚远了。

You make me roll, I roll. You let me come back, sorry, roll away the.

74、帅有个屁用！到头来还不是被卒吃掉！

Handsome a fart! It still not be eaten!

75、若不给自己设限，则人生中就没有限制你发挥的藩篱。

If not to their limits, there is no restriction on the life of the fence you play.

76、能弯腰为你系鞋带的男人永远比只会帮你服的男人好。

Bend down to tie your shoes for men than ever will only help you take off your clothes man.

77、唯女人与英语难过也，唯老婆与工作难找也！

The only woman and English is also sad, only his wife and also difficult to find work!

78、我们在扣扣里有聊不完的话，可现实见了面都一句都说不出来就像陌生人一样。

We have not finished the buckle buckle, the reality met all the words to say like strangers.

79、这个世界既不是有钱人的世界，也不是有权人的世界，它是有心人的世界。

This world is neither money, nor the right people in the world, it is the people of the world.

80、不参加变革社会的斗争，理想望永远是一种幻影。

Do not participate in the change of social struggle, the ideal hope is always a mirage.