qq签名英文带翻译霸气

1、咸鱼翻身，还是咸鱼。

Salted fish, or fish.

2、逃不掉的，才叫做宿命。

Can't escape, just called fate.

3、你人生的过客是神马意思，这个姐永远不懂。

The passing of your life is god horse mean, this elder sister will never understand.

4、结婚的日子我已经定好了，现在就差定新郎了。

I have decided to get married, and now I am ready for the groom.

5、我可以选择退出，但是我不能退出选择。

I can choose to quit, but I can't quit.

6、你也该学学人家腾讯、每次上线都喊我亲爱的。

You also learn to learn the family Tencent, each on-line call my dear.

7、迅雷，你卸载得了幸福么？

Thunder, you have to uninstall the well-being of it?

8、看上了就去追啊，别管自己丑，没准他瞎呢。

Look to catch ah, it is ugly, maybe he is blind.

9、去做你害怕的事，害怕自然就会消失。

Do what you fear, and fear that the nature will disappear.

10、请自己的假，让别人上班去吧。

Please make your own holiday. Let the other people go to work.

11、他们说天使会爱上恶魔是因为相惜相恋成爱。

They said that the angel will love the devil because love love.

12、时间，是这个世界上最无情的东西。

Time is the most ruthless thing in the world.

13、先说喜欢我能死啊？别闹，听话。

First said like I can die ah? Come on, listen.

14、姐抽的是烟，它伤肺，但不伤心。

Elder sister smoke is smoke, it hurt the lungs, but not sad.

15、我想你的时候我一定要找得到你？

When I think of you, I have to find you?

16、我在公交车颠倒众生，你在私家车里默默无闻。

I am in the bus to reverse all sentient beings, you are unknown in private cars.

17、没有你牵手的冬天，我用热水袋照样活得精彩。

Without you in the hand of the winter, I still live with hot water bag.

18、来到这世上，我就没打算活着回去。

Came to this world, I did not intend to go back alive.

19、我是个哑巴，平时说话都是伪装的。

I am a mute, usually speaking is disguised.

20、我和暑假分手了，因为开学那贱人！

My summer vacation and broke up, because the school Bitch!

21、爱情就像男人的海绵体，注定坚持不了太久！

Love is like a man destined to sponge, can not stand too long!

22、看什么看，没看过中文啊！

See what to see, did not see the Chinese ah!

23、辉煌的时刻谁都有，别拿一刻当永久！

Who has a glorious moment, not a moment when the permanent!

24、我想做你的小太阳，要不温暖你，要不晒死你。

I want to be your little sun, or to warm you, or to die you.

25、没有谁离不开谁，地球没有谁都一样转。

No one can not do without who, the earth is not the same as the earth.

26、相不相信？姐，一口盐汽水喷死你。

Do not believe? Sister, a salt soda pop you.

27、有人说，没有面包的爱情会饿死的。

Some say love without bread would starve to death.

28、我保持了两年的单身，只为等你单身。

I've been single for two years, just waiting for you to stay single.

29、比别人多一点执着，你就会创造奇迹。

More than others, you will be a little more persistent, you will create a miracle.

30、我就是这么一个人，谁对我好我就对谁好。

I am such a person, who is good to me, I will be right.

31、只要目光笔直，不怕眼眶涨热。

As long as the eyes are straight, not afraid of the eye socket.

32、你不是直率，是缺乏教养。

You are not straightforward, it is lack of education.

33、黄河远上白云间，一片孤城万仞山。

The Yellow River is far on the clouds, a lonely city maninsan.

34、让青春叛逆地开头吧，它会笑着结尾的！

Let the beginning of the youth rebellion, it will laugh at the end of the!

35、踏破铁鞋无觅处，前面的大娘请你让路。

Difficult to find, in front of your aunt way.

36、人间正道是沧桑，活的不要太嚣张。

Human right is the vicissitudes of life, live not too arrogant.

37、一个人害怕的事，往往是他应该做的事。

A person afraid of things, is often the thing he should do.

38、趁我们还单纯着，青春着，快乐的生活吧。

While we are still simple, youth, happy life.

39、从蓝色校服到白色婚纱，得遇多少人渣。

From the blue to white dress uniforms, meet many scumbag.

40、纸上写满你的名字，心里撑不下第二个人。

Your name is written on the paper, and the two one is in the heart.

41、你让我生活在地狱，我就毁掉你的天堂。

You make me live in hell, I destroy your paradise.

42、如果考试能够升级，我现在恐怕还是负一级。

If the examination can be upgraded, I am afraid I am still a negative.

43、拍脑袋决策，拍胸脯保证，拍走人。

Clap decision-making, ensure that each of the offerings, spank leave.

44、龙摇头凤摆尾，劳资做事不后悔。

Dragon head shake phoenix tail, labor do not regret.

45、我不能给你幸福，但可以给你舒服！

I can not give you happiness, but I can give you comfort!

46、当面一套背后一套，你以为你是胸罩。

Behind a set of face to face, you think you are a bra.

47、犹豫不决的女人，始终是人生最大的败笔。

Shilly-shally woman, life is always the biggest flaw.

48、有钱千里来约会，没钱对面不认识。

Money a thousand miles to date, no money to do not know.

49、医生，麻烦给我开点后悔药，再给我来杯忘情水。

Doctor, please give me a little regret, give me a cup of water to forget.

50、以后刷牙要狠小心，不能再有一次咽下漱口水。

After brushing should be very careful not to swallow his slobber again.

51、除了七仙女，谁又会爱上卖身为奴的董永。

In addition to the seven fairies, who is falling in love with bondservants slave Dong Yong.

52、我原谅过一次的狗，结果就脏了一生的手。

I forgive once the dog, the results of a lifetime of dirty hands.

53、贪婪的爱摧毁了，撕裂了我的心扔入深渊。

The greed of love destroyed, tore my heart into the abyss.

54、我捉弄你，你捉弄他，笑过之后就一天了。

I play tricks on you, you make a fool of him, laughing after a day.

55、一切不以睡眠为目的的度周末，都是耍流氓。

All the weekend, not to sleep for the purpose of, are playing rogue.

56、人生如演戏，可是我却演不了自己的戏！

Life is like a play, but I can't do it!

57、你爱，或者不爱我。我就在那里，死死缠着你。

You love, or don't love me. I was there, and I was clinging to you.

58、我们都是虫，可我是萤火虫。

We're all worms, but I'm a firefly.

59、你爱过狗吗？会说人话的那种。

Have you ever loved a dog? That kind of person who can say.

60、彩色与黑白，我只有黑白。

Color and black and white, I have only black and white.

61、别人手牵手，我手牵狗，看谁讨厌咬他几口。

Others hand in hand, I hand pull the dog, see who hate to bite his mouth.

62、假如你敢欺骗我，我就把你欺负到骗不了我。

If you dare to cheat me, I can't fool you.

63、下辈子我要做你的心脏，至少我不跳你就得死。

The next life I want to be your heart, at least I don't jump you will die.

64、开始习惯一个人，一个人走路，对话及生活。

Began to get used to a person, a person to walk, talk and live.

65、改变就要付出代价，付出代价就不要废话。

Change is going to pay the price, pay the price is not nonsense.

66、走过的路，不要再走。错过的人，别再回头。

Through the road, do not go. Miss people, don't look back.

67、我是钥匙你是锁，没我开锁，你永远走不掉。

I am the key you are the lock, no I unlock, you can never walk away.

68、情路走的太多，什么样的风景都已经看破。

May go too much, what kind of scenery have been through.

69、他是你老公，你是我老婆。

He is your husband, you are my wife.

70、当脑子不开窍的时候，姐总是在寻找驴在哪里。

When the hard nut, elder sister is always looking for where the donkey.

71、得之坦然，失之淡然，争取必然，顺其自然。

The calm, not indifferent, strive for the inevitable, let it be.

72、你是我见过最大的铅笔了，好大的一个笔啊。

You are the biggest pencil I have ever seen.

73、爱上一个人，即使不开心，也想要在一起。

Fall in love with a person, even if not happy, also want to be together.

74、一跟你讲话，我就会傻的跟白痴是的。

A speech to you, I will be silly with the idiot is.

75、好习惯成就一生，坏习惯毁人前程。

Good habits make life, bad habits ruin people's future.

76、想从我头上踩过去？没门！除非你穿的是裙子。

Want to step on my head? No way！ Unless you wear a skirt.

77、别和往事过不去，因为它终究会过去。

Don't go with the past, because it will be in the past.

78、黑暗中，最能看清的就是自己的心。

In the dark, the most can see is his heart.

79、英雄难过美人关，我不是英雄，美人让我过了关。

Hero sad beauty off, I am not a hero, beauty let me off.

80、我总觉得自己的性格不适合上班，只适合拿工资。

I always feel that their personality is not suitable for work, only for wages.